…is one of the stupidest sayings I’ve ever heard. Sure, at first glance it makes sense. Don’t over-do or under-do anything and you’ll be fine. Sounds good. But when you really think about it, all this phrase does is give us an excuse to stuff our faces with toxic crap while deluding ourselves of the reality of doing it.
Too many times I’ve heard comments like, “I eat_______ (insert poison of choice), but only once in a while. You know what they say, ‘everything in moderation’.”
I have seven things to say about this.
1. Who are “they” anyway? The millions of overweight unhealthy people walking around the cookie aisles in the supermarkets of America? The companies who create these disgusting food products and rely on our continued purchasing and consumption so they can keep making money? The drug companies who benefit from people becoming sick? I’m not exactly sure who “they” are, but I’m pretty sure we shouldn’t listen to them.
2.What is the definition of moderation? You might think you eat ____ in moderation, but how do you know how many times a week you can eat a food before it wreaks havoc on your body? Where are the standards? There’s no little chart that says that Froot loops are okay twice a week and hot dogs are okay twice a month. So realistically, whatever schedule you’ve chosen to mean moderation in your life is without much value.
3. Do you really believe that you’re eating ____ in moderation anyway? How would you know? Do you keep a diary or a checklist of all the toxic crap that goes into your body so you can keep track of how much you eat and how often? I think it’s fair to say that with the fast pace of life, it’s easy to forget little details.
4. “Everything in moderation” should be replaced with a different phrase; ”I Don’t Really Care.” The next time someone who cares about health gives you a look as you gulp down a cup of soda, try being honest. Instead of saying, “everything in moderation” in that sing-songy tune that we all use, try saying what you really feel, which is “I Don’t Really Care.”
5. Have you ever noticed that people only say “everything in moderation” when referring to stuff that’s bad for us? We smoke in moderation, drink in moderation, eat cake in moderation, but you don’t often hear comments like, “I eat kale, but only in moderation, ” and “I shower, but only in moderation, ” and “I volunteer to help the elderly, but only in moderation.” So it’s a pretty good bet that if you’re saying “everything in moderation” as you’re about to eat it, it’s bad for you.
6. Fifty toxic food items in moderation are not considered moderation. Let’s say that I drink soda in moderation, and then eat Gushers in moderation, hot dogs in moderation, baked goods with bromated flour in moderation, hydrogenated cookies in moderation, high fructose corn syrup laden ketchup in moderation, artificially flavored ice cream in moderation, MSG laced chips in moderation, artificially dyed Laffy Taffys in moderation, margarine filled pie crusts in moderation, frozen chicken nuggets in moderation, preservative covered cereal in moderation, processed American cheese in moderation, nitrated meats in moderation, and your typical bakery cake, all in moderation. Which is better, to eat one toxic item several times a week or to eat several toxic items once a week? Answer: neither. It all stinks. You may think you’re eating one particular food item in moderation, but on the whole, you and your kids are not eating toxic ingredients in moderation.
7. I hate the word “everything.” Few things in this world are all or nothing. You know what? You can’t eat everything in moderation. You can eat some things in moderation. I have a pantry full of non-toxic cookies, chips, crackers, and lollipops that can be eaten once in a while. But there’s no reason to allot yourself a frequency of which to eat or serve your kids toxic ingredients. It’s less about forbidden foods and more about forbidden brands and forbidden ingredients. So buy some snacks that don’t have poison ingredients and let your kids eat that stuff on occasion.
Everything in moderation. Except toxic crap.